The Museum of Men who Tried it

ByAda Rose
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Every profession has repeat characters.

Mine just happen to open with “hi”, ask “u available?”, lead with “how much?”, negotiate like they’re buying a second-hand Audi, or feel compelled to explain how successful they are before we’ve even exchanged pleasantries.

After a while, you start recognising the exhibits.

Some disappear without a trace. Some think my website / advertisement is optional reading. Some genuinely believe confidence is a substitute for manners.

The heads on pikes are, of course, symbolic. Each one represents a message that was quietly ignored, or blocked without a second thought. With a one-way ticket to the museum archives.

Thankfully, they’re all safely preserved in the museum now.

Admission is free.

Booking with me isn’t.

Here is a post where I expound on enquiry etiquette vis-à-vis me 🙂

Here is also a link to this wonderful exhibition I visited while abroad.

Support your local Museums, here’s a current favourite of mine❤️

💋Until then,

Ada

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    Some of my favourite ways include (but are certainly not limited to):

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    I genuinely want to hear about your life, your favourite books, the music that moves you, fantasies, and your thoughts. I want you to stop performing. Because the truth is, the average man performs constantly for the outside world.

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    Let’s get this party started.

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    Are you actually any good at kissing?

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    As someone with a serious sweet tooth, Stockholm is my Valhalla. Especially during semlor season; the cardamom-spiced bun filled with almond paste & cream that appears before Lent. I was on a hunt for the best konditori in the city, and shout out to Lillebrors Bageri, absolutely insane semlor and cardamom buns. Café Pascal for the ambience. Fabrique, a chain, yes, but the buns were still delicious. I have more to try next time, but Lillebrors wins by a landslide.

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    Did you miss me?

    Of course you did.

    I have been thinking a lot about the word Muse.

    When a man calls you his muse, he means the following:

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    I find myself thinking about something you said days later.

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